Hey Chicagoans, tax time is here. To lighten your load, Hyde Park Cats will be offering a "tax refund" to adopters during the month of April -- regardless of your official tax status. We will be refunding $25 per cat adopted. Cats like Tiberias here, who has been patiently awaiting a forever home.
Adopt away, cheapskates! ; >
This is not an April Fool's Joke.