So, we listed the 4 teams earlier today that Fielder was supposedly going to and it ended up being none of them. Fielder will be with the Tigers next year (same team his dad played for, but he's a douche), as they signed him to a nine-year, $214MM contract.
Right now word is Miguel Cabrera will move over to DH, and Fielder will play 1st. Whatever they decide to do there won't matter because that should be a sick middle of the order and one hell of a replacement for VMart.
Here's hoping that Cabrera and Fielder can stay out of the kitchen and don't have any Man vs. Food challenges.