"According to a news reel from China, a young boy there possesses the ability to see in the dark. Like a Siamese cat's, his sky-blue eyes flash neon green when illuminated by a flashlight, and his night vision is good enough to enable him to fill out questionnaires while sitting in a pitch black room (FoxNews)."
He is just a kid now, but when he grows up and inevitably becomes a ninja this might be the greatest assassin on the planet. We (USA) better start paying back our debts to China, because I am not dealing with this kid creeping through my backyard.
I mean we are really in a lot of trouble here. They already have X-Men, what do we have? Bruce Willis is getting older, and where the fuck is my hoverboard? Stepup your game USA.
