Kim Kardashian Trying To Date Jeremy Lin

Kim Kardashian and Jeremy Lin aren’t dating. But Kim Kardashian, Jeremy Lin dating reports are being sought by Kardashian’s publicity machine, claims a new report. Kardashian’s public relations team allegedly wants Kim Kardashian to be seen dating Jeremy Lin.

A new report today claims that the Kardashian-Jenner public relations team wants Kim Kardashian and Jeremy Lin dating now. Kardashian has usually tried to stay away from “Lindsanity”; but now she allegedly wants to a part of “Linsanity”. The report claims that the pr team has already envisioned a double date with Karsdashian-Lin and Carmelo Anthony with his wife. “Kim’s publicist arranged for her to go on a “date” with NY Knicks player Jeremy Lin” claims the report today.

Please Jermey Lin don't do this. That family is the devil. It's all publicity, and I really just hope this skank gets hit by a train or something. The whole family is just a bunch of skanks selling themselves for a buck (well much more than that, but you get the point).

If prostitution is illegal, then the Kardashians should be illegal.

OK, Enough With The Whitney Houston Stuff

I have stayed away from the subject, but when I heard that NJ is going to be putting their flags at half mast I just couldn't do it anymore. With all do respect to Whitney Houston, that should be reserved to tragedies (9/11, death of a President) and service men/women. Whitney Houston was a drug addict that did what drug addicts usually do.. eventually do to much and something (death) bad happens. So, I am kind of over this whole thing.

So, since I am over it here are some of the best jokes I have heard so far...

"Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she's just made the transition from mainstream to the underground."

"Whitney Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs.
On a high note."

"I've decided to call my cock 'Whitney'. Because it likes to go stiff in the bath."

"Kevin Costner once again let us down."

My person favorite...

"Q: What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose?

A: A border collie. If you said Whitney Houston you're a terrible person.

At Least One New Jersey Town Has Their Shit Together

"Jersey Shore" stars Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Jenni "J-WOWW" Farley are not welcome in at least one New Jersey city. Hoboken Mayor Dawn Zimmer said Tuesday on the city's website that a film permit request for a spinoff starring the two "Shore" guidettes had been denied.

"I write to put you, 495 Productions, MTV and Viacom on formal notice that there will be zero tolerance for this kind of approach in the City of Hoboken," she said. "Any attempts to film in a manner that is not permitted without a permit will be dealt with immediately and aggressively (FoxNews)."

Thank you. If I was from New Jersey I would hate this show even more then I do now. The cast is a disgrace, and I wouldn't want them to have my town be part of it. I am sad this show is even allowed in the US. Actually I'm sad people watch this crap. This and the Kardashians (and spinoffs) make me ashamed of my generation.

Chinese Kid Has Night Vision: USA Is Screwed

"According to a news reel from China, a young boy there possesses the ability to see in the dark. Like a Siamese cat's, his sky-blue eyes flash neon green when illuminated by a flashlight, and his night vision is good enough to enable him to fill out questionnaires while sitting in a pitch black room (FoxNews)."

He is just a kid now, but when he grows up and inevitably becomes a ninja this might be the greatest assassin on the planet. We (USA) better start paying back our debts to China, because I am not dealing with this kid creeping through my backyard.

I mean we are really in a lot of trouble here. They already have X-Men, what do we have? Bruce Willis is getting older, and where the fuck is my hoverboard? Stepup your game USA.

Really, We Aren't Past This Yet?

"A landlord wants the Ohio Civil Rights Commission on Thursday to reconsider its finding that she violated the law by posting a "white only" sign at her swimming pool.

Jamie Hein has asked the commission to reverse its initial ruling that found she violated the Ohio Civil Rights Act by putting up a sign that read "Public Swimming Pool, White Only" at her Cincinnati duplex (FoxNews).

The report goes on to say the defense is that it's a historical sign, which might be the lamest excuse I have ever heard. The whole thing started, because a black girl that lived in the community swam in the pool, and one of the people said that chemicals in her hair made the pool cloudy. I doubt it did, they just didn't like black people around.

They said they got the sign from Alabama (shocking), and it's from 1931. Listen, just because it's historical doesn't make it ok. Plus, they only did this after a black girl pissed them off. This would be like if a Jewish person worked for me, and after they screwed something up, I was like "well from now on you have to wear this Yellow Star around the office". Just because it might be a historical item there is some history that really doesn't need to be brought back... Segregation happens to be one of them.

The Jets Are A Bunch Of Cowards

“We have to bring in another quarterback that will make him work at practice,” said one player. “He’s lazy and content because he knows he’s not going to be benched.”

“Come on. That’s a no-brainer,” a Jets source said. “If you have a chance to get a healthy 36-year-old Peyton Manning and you don’t do it, then you’re stupid. If I could get a healthy 36-year-old Peyton Manning, then, hell yeah, I would trade Sanchez.”
“We already have his coach — Tom Moore,” one well-respected player said. “Plus, he’s a field general and will get everyone lined up. He will get his playmakers the ball. We can win a Super Bowl with Peyton.”
“How can we when he’s not improving at all?” one of Sanchez’s teammates said. “He thinks he is, but he’s not. He has shown us what he’s capable of.”
“At one point, he was looking at the (pass) rush and wasn’t seeing the receivers,” a team source said. “I think that’s a lack of confidence in what we’re doing. I think that’s a lack of confidence in how we’re protecting him… When you get hit the way that he got hit, there were some quarterbacks that wouldn’t have made it through the season.”

The Jets have been extremely aggravating me this offseason. The most recent drama is a bunch of anonymous players have been taking shots at their QB Mark Sanchez.

Whether you think Sanchez is a good QB or not, to go under the blanket of anonymity is ridiculous. At least Greg McElroy and LT had the courage to go and say these things publicity.

This speaks volumes of what this locker room is like, and Rex Ryan needs to find a way to wrangle these players in to one cohesive unit. Rex Ryan opened pandora's box by saying the most outlandish things all year, that his players lost the hierarchy of a locker room. Rex has a big year coming up.

Take for instance the best franchise in football the Pittsburgh Steelers. Ike Taylr may have had the worst game in the history of cornerbacks and after the game he manned up and said, "First off I want to congratulate Tim Tebow and The Broncos" then "Second I apologize for playing the worst game at the wrong time, apologize to teammates, steelernation and family" That's class, that being a man.

As for the Jets this offseason? I have seen monkey shit fights that are more organized than their locker room.

1-800- REALITY

Regardless of Jerry Sandusky being a pedophile scumbag, his lawyer is certainly dropping the ball a lot. 1st he let Sandusky do that ridiculous interview with Bob Costas (on a side note, his stupid serious ranting at halftime on Sunday night football is the worst, he sounds like a pompous douche) in which Sandusky sounds way worse than before, 2. He waived the right for the pre trial thing where he could have rally tried to get to know the witnesses and planned on how to go against their stories and 3. yesterday he said, when referring to what Mike McQueary said happened in the shower and if you believe him, "I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY"

Well 1-800-REALITY happens to be a gay phone sex line. If you call the number this is what you will hear, "Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action. Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs. Just 99 cents per minute."

Other than being BMack's favorite phone line, this certainly won't help Sandusky's cause. Also, I believe Jerry Sandusky's wife Dottie should also be thrown in prison, no way she didn't know this shit. Also, why does Jim Boehiem still have a job, does the ESPN/ Syracuse connection really hold that much power?

Antoine Walker Sentenced to Five Years Probation

Antoine Walker has been sentenced to 5 years probation for failing to pay back hundreds of thousand dollars of gambling debts in Las Vegas.

Walker was originally arrested back in 2009 on the gambling debt charges. He had written three Las Vegas casinos ten check for $100,000 in exchange for chips, but all of those checks were bad. Walker plead guilty to the charges, but still must pay the casinos bask $770,050. Walker will also serve five years probation.

I feel bad for Toine, he is one of my favorite Celtics of all time. At one point I was willing to trade Paul Pierce and build the team around Toine, boy was I wrong. One of the worst days in my life was when we traded Antoine for Raef LaFrentz and one of the best days in my life is when he came back and wore 88.

I heard a lot of his problems, beyond an obvious gambling issue was that he gave a lot of his money away to friends/ family, etc. But it's a shame, and if it was up to me, I'd still bring Toine back. C'mon Danny, give him a chance.

Sens Thank B-Sens

This is an ad that ran in the Binghamton paper last week to celebrate and congratulate the B-Sens on the Calder Cup Championship from the Ottawa Senators organization. Classy move.

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