
The Patriots wide receiver tweeted Wednesday evening that when he marries his girlfriend Evelyn Lozada on July 4, he will return to his original last name, Chad Johnson.
We had heard before that he was going to change his name back, which I liked, because Ochocinco was funny for like a year and then was really lame. This story means nothing to me, but I read this and it made me write about it...
"he should change his name to "Gissilespussy", maybe Brady would hit it more often."