I Can't Believe I Rooted For This Team During The Superbowl

So the Giants had a parade Yesterday and when a reporter asked who this girl wanted to see the most, she screamed SANCHEZZZZZ! I know I give Boston a real hard time for pink hats and bandwagoners, but since I don't live in NY it doesn't effect me other than when I visit my GF's family or since college (The U.... of RI) so when I saw this, it instantly made me hate the Giants again. This is the bullshit that made me hate the Patriots (see Captain, stop taking credit for my hate) and made my stay in New Orleans necessary for me to get away from the Red Sox "fans" because they were starting to get to the tipping point of me not wanting to support the team. Boston people can be as aggravating as New Yorkers and be bandwagoners and just as fair weathered. I also know that winning breeds these type of people, but if you are going to follow the team do me a favor and know who your fucking quarterback is.

However, I can imagine this girl is one of many New Yorkers who feel the same way. This girl is the girl who claims she's a HUGE Yankee fan and then when you ask her about the team her favorite player is JETER and she can't name who the right fielder is or 2-5 starters. These are the people that stress me out more than anything in life.

Mark Sanchez Banging Kate Upton

Well not only is Mark Sanchez one of only 6 quarterbacks in NFL history to have at least 30 wins in his first three seasons. He’s tied for the most road playoff wins in NFL history. He's also banging the hottest chick in the world.

He just brought a big checkmate to the rest of the NFL as the best looking couple. Both of them just ooze sexiness. Probably Patriot fans will call he over rated and say that tranny looking man Brady is banging is hotter, but that's typical New England Patriot complex.

Mark Sanchez has had a decent year this year, but last week he did awful, but you can't blame him when he has this piece waiting for him back home.