This Pisses Me Off

So apparently Chris brown and Rihanna are back together and were spotted last night at he birthday party canoodling and grinding.

I don't get it at all. My gf and seemingly every girl in America (including Rihanna) is willing to completely ignore that this guy is bat shit crazy and nearly killed a woman. I mean during his Grammy performance I nearly threw up when I went on twitter to see that every women had the tweet, "I would let him beat me". WTF has America came to? If you can dance and put on a performance are we all supposed to forget he beat the shit out of Rihanna. And what is the deal with Rihanna going back with him? She basically took every women who has been beat by a spouse, made money off it and slapped them in the face.

I'm outraged.

So Why Am I A Fan?

So when I was away, I saw some comments questioning why I am a fan of random school and places, here it is.

Pittsburgh Steelers


Kordell Stewart (OK get the gay jokes out of the way). My brother went to UC Boulder in the early 90's and was there during the Hail Mary at Michigan and when Colorado was number 1 in the country. So I already idolized him, and when he went to the Steelers it was a match made in heaven. He was originally slash and then turned into a pro bowl QB. Unfortunately, my fan hood of him didn't realize he wasn't that great, but whatever.


Why UK?


Because Jamal Mashburn and Antoine Walker were my favorite players of all time.

When Jamal Mashburn was there in the early 90's I loved everything about that team. I loved the young Tony Delk, and 5'9 Travis Ford dominating. I thought that Jamal was going to be the greatest player ever, and although he wasn't, he was a solid player for a long time.

Antoine Walker carried that on with Kentucky actually winning a championship with him on it. That team had a older Tony Delk and I LOVE WALTAHHHH on it.

So when Pitino came on to coach the Celtics, I loved that he tried to make the Celtics Kentucky..... but it failed miserable.

Alabama;

I wasn't an Alabama fan at all, I didn't like them because I wasn't a big fan of the state of Alabama to begin with.

But when I was moving to New Orleans a hurricane was hitting it and I was stuck in Tuscaloosa for a while and it happened to be the start of the college football season. The people there were super nice, they gave us free meals, and let me run around Bryant Denny Stadium alone. It was sweet.

They were playing Clemson to start off that season in Atlanta, and you would have never known. The bar where we were at was packed and during every kickoff, touchdown, etc. the bar would go silent and the fight song would go on. Something I never had at URI.

So even though that's my most recent fan hood. Fuck it, they earned it.


So now you get it, fuck off.

I Can't Believe I Rooted For This Team During The Superbowl

So the Giants had a parade Yesterday and when a reporter asked who this girl wanted to see the most, she screamed SANCHEZZZZZ! I know I give Boston a real hard time for pink hats and bandwagoners, but since I don't live in NY it doesn't effect me other than when I visit my GF's family or since college (The U.... of RI) so when I saw this, it instantly made me hate the Giants again. This is the bullshit that made me hate the Patriots (see Captain, stop taking credit for my hate) and made my stay in New Orleans necessary for me to get away from the Red Sox "fans" because they were starting to get to the tipping point of me not wanting to support the team. Boston people can be as aggravating as New Yorkers and be bandwagoners and just as fair weathered. I also know that winning breeds these type of people, but if you are going to follow the team do me a favor and know who your fucking quarterback is.

However, I can imagine this girl is one of many New Yorkers who feel the same way. This girl is the girl who claims she's a HUGE Yankee fan and then when you ask her about the team her favorite player is JETER and she can't name who the right fielder is or 2-5 starters. These are the people that stress me out more than anything in life.

The Patriots Are Taking The Loss Seriously

Here are Rob Gronkowski and Matt Light partying it up with LMFAO after the Superbowl loss. It's weird because I would expect this out of Rob Gornkowski because he's dumb and I don't think he understands the magnitude and how hard it is to actually make it to the Superbowl. But Matt Light on the other hand is a veteran has been through the battles, so going out to where there would be a ton of press and shit is a little weird. Especially since he knows how awful the Boston media is and how they are going to over analyse this, just like how I am right now.

If I were a Patriot fan, this is probably the last thing I would want to see. Because when Queeratek and Papelbon went around Boston partying after the Sox were knocked out, it made me both want nothing to do with them ever.

And A Final

I'm done for the week, this is how I feel for all of you people. I was going to take this time and write about how Alabama had the best recruiting class and how Stanford had a hell of day yesterday with signing 4 sweet guys including Deion or Barry Sanders son, whatever.

All you people invested in the Superbowl, f off, I'll see you Monday.

I've Been Trying To Avoid This Story

I've been throwing up for 2 days now after first seeing this picture, but Christia Aguiler's life is just getting more and more embarrassing as she gets older. 1st she turns her life from being a sweet, innocent pop singer to a drunk skank, then she gains a bazillion pounds, then she messes up the National Anthem, now she is perioding all over herself at Etta James funeral.

She really needs to clean herself up, because right now Brittany is laughing at you.

Vin Baker's Story Is One Of The Funniest Things I Have Ever Read

I remember on July 23, 2002 I was the most pissed off person in Boston. The Celtics traded Kenny Anderson, Vitaly Potapenko and Joseph Forte to Seattle for Baker, a Connecticut native, and the backup guard Shammond Williams.

Vin Baker came to Boston and immediately regressed into the drunk. Baker revealed that he was a recovering alcoholic who used to binge in hotel rooms and at home after playing poorly. And after then coach Jim O'Brien smelled booze on his breath at practice he was suspended and ultimately released.

Now he is saying that his financial adviser lost him millions of dollars. He claims his financial adviser lost nearly all of his $86 million nest egg through negligent investments.

C'mon man. Your financial adviser didn't lose you money, YOU lost you money. You obviously were too irresponsibility to make millions playing a game, the odds that you made some bad decisions off the court makes complete sense. It's called Karma Vin, and it just caught up to you.

His Schlong

I'm having serious trouble finding things to write about so I watched this Family Feud clip and couldn't stop laughing.


Since when has Schlong been a viable answer. Either way, I love the direction Family Feud is going.

Jay Z Really Pissed Me Off

I know I may be a little late to this party, but I couldn't hold it back. Jay Z is saying he is retiring the word bitch since he had a daughter. This is from his stupid poem:
"Before I got in the game, made a change, and got rich/I didn’t think hard about using the word bitch/I rapped, I flipped it, I sold it, I lived it/Now with my daughter in this world I curse those that give it".
No man will degrade her, or call her name. I'm so focused on your future, the degradation has passed. I wish you wealth, health and insight. Forever young you may pass. Blue Ivy Carter, my angel".

Well before I get into that, he named his daughter after his Albums the Blueprint 1,2,3 if that's not the most ego maniacal thing I have ever heard, I don't what is.(Also KRS One was the original one who had an album called The Blueprint). But now onto him retiring the word "bitch", if you feel it's disrespectful for your daughter what about your Mother, Aunt, Sister or wife. It's the most hypocritical thing I have ever heard in my life. You are annoying and although you may be one of the best performers in our lifetime, this BS needs to stop. Die and Go Away!

WTF Is Going On With This SOPA Law

So you go on Google the title is blocked, you go on wikipedia they make you write your zip or something, you go on thechive there is some stupid petition all going against this SOPA thing.

I have no idea what this online privacy act is, and like everything, when it comes to voting or anything to do with semi politics, I'm going to ignore everything and assume it is going to turn out the way I would want.

I have tried to read about this, but I'll just be honest, I'm not smart enough to understand these things and I just read a paragraph got bored and moved on (just like me in college studying for things). So if one of you wants to explain it to me that would be greatly appreciated.

It does piss me off however, that these sites are making normal people like us suffer because they want me to do something. They are forcing me to have an opinion and I hate that. They are like the same people who would send me mass texts about Scott Brown or Obama. They made me almost want to vote and vote the other way, because how dare they push their bullshit politics on me.

Is This Dude Serious

Paul robert paulrobert.robert@gmail.com
9:17 AM (18 minutes ago)

to bcc: me
I am Mr.Paul and would like to order(Couches) and what would be the price for each unit so that i can Quote you with the Quantity i want to order..Also what type of payment do you accept,Thank you and reply ASAP

Then of course I sent;

duelingcouches@gmail.com
9:27 AM (7 minutes ago)

to Paul
It is about an average of 400 per couch. We have sectionals that start at 150 and 50 per section. The average love seat can go from 200 to 650, for the large couches they go from 400 to 600 dollars. How many pieces are you looking at?

This guy sends back;

Paul robert
9:29 AM (7 minutes ago)

to me
Can you email me with your website..

Thank you

Are we that lame here that this guy thinks we sell couches? I mean what assclown emails a random e-mail that has couches in it asking for furniture? I don't know who Paul Robert is but I like his shot in the dark technique for buying furniture. I think that's how I'm going to go shopping for things now a days, just blindly e-mail things at gmail. I need a big TV, I'm emailing bigtv@gmail.com, I need a blender Blender@gmail.com, I need kid porn I'll email barstoolsports.com.

Either way, I don't know if this is a good or bad thing for us.

1-800- REALITY

Regardless of Jerry Sandusky being a pedophile scumbag, his lawyer is certainly dropping the ball a lot. 1st he let Sandusky do that ridiculous interview with Bob Costas (on a side note, his stupid serious ranting at halftime on Sunday night football is the worst, he sounds like a pompous douche) in which Sandusky sounds way worse than before, 2. He waived the right for the pre trial thing where he could have rally tried to get to know the witnesses and planned on how to go against their stories and 3. yesterday he said, when referring to what Mike McQueary said happened in the shower and if you believe him, "I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY"

Well 1-800-REALITY happens to be a gay phone sex line. If you call the number this is what you will hear, "Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action. Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs. Just 99 cents per minute."

Other than being BMack's favorite phone line, this certainly won't help Sandusky's cause. Also, I believe Jerry Sandusky's wife Dottie should also be thrown in prison, no way she didn't know this shit. Also, why does Jim Boehiem still have a job, does the ESPN/ Syracuse connection really hold that much power?